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Christina Aguilera, Woman of Many Colors
Written by NZhairdressers   
Christina Aguilera has had so many different looks and colors, it's hard to believe she still has hair (I've heard rumors that she struggles with traction alopecia , and that her whole Old Hollywood look came about when she realized the big curls were one of the only styles that would cover up the bald spots.  Ew.

And she started out so fresh and so clean.
Christina Aguilera, Woman of Many Colors
image linked from tinypic.com
Christina hated it.  On some MTV show she talked about the struggle she had with record executives over the extensions she wore in her "Come on Over" video.  Her hair was a figurative battleground (not quite literally...yet!)
Christina Aguilera got a lot more colorful.
photo courtesy of amazon
So basically, we can blame all the hideousness to follow on those execs who made a big stink over this minor splash of color.  Because Christina Aguilera got a lot more colorful.
Christina in the
Thanks to ChristinaZone.com for the still.
Christina in the "Lady Marmalade" video.  She designed her own Tranny Look.
It just got worse, and worse.  Check out the makeup, too.

Christina Wears Pony tales Sorry for the watermarked photos.  Getty, Christina Zone, Image Direct She excused her appearance with bland statements about needing to look "out there" because she's a performer, an artist, and if we don't understand her need to lather on Puta Paint then it's because we just don't understand art.

Image courtesy of ChristinaZone.com
She wanted to look Dirrrty, ok?  And then Puta Paint professionals MAC caught a glimpse of Christina's Oompa-Loompa skin and asked her to be a spokesperson.

Christina Aguilera, Woman of Many hair Colors
Getty Images
AND THEN...Christina classed up.  Viva Glam.

Christina Aguilera, glam hair Colors
Getty Images
Some say it's 'cause she found true love with Jordan Bratman (known in some circles as Bat Boy).  Others say it's because she had some crazy bald spots to hide, and there's nothing more blinding than platinum.  Whatever the case, I no longer feel that my TV will catch chlamydia every time she's on the screen (thanks for that, Tina Fey .)
Last Updated on Tuesday, 12 January 2010 16:09