Salma Hayek is still adjusting to married life — because she’s having to LERN all of her French husband’s various traditions!

The actress — who wed her billionaire BABBY daddy Francois-Henri Pinault — says she didn’t realize that she’d have to change her festive eating habits when she became a wife.

“Eating oysters for Christmas is a weird one I didn’t know about,” Salma said. “I had no idea that would be happening. I’m used to turkey. It takes some getting used to.”

that she hates it when she and her daughter Valentina are followed by the paparazzi.

The 43-year-old even branded celebrity snappers “weirdos and freaks”!

“What’s freaky is the guy behind the camera who is desperate and so excited because he’s seeing you walk into a supermarket,” she said. “I think that’s freaky. They’re the freaks. I’m not the freak. I’m attacked by the freaks. That’s the strange part. I hate it.